Bobo's Squirrell Incident
by Anonymous

I know there's been some confusion about Bo Bo having rabies, but I , who will only be known as Passing Wind, will tell you the truth. You see, I was watching from afar when this tragic event occured.

It all started when Bo Bo's family went to the park. except Fran. Fran was too cool to come to the park. Liley went to the sand box and made very pretty sand castles, Buffalo Bill headed to the rodeo next door, and Cesca took out the picnic basket, to reveal, deadly Gerber Crackers. If a squirell eats a Gerber Cracker, it turns into a Dracusquirell. So, Bo Bo innocently took a cracker when an angry mob of squirells showed up and started attacking Bo Bo!!! When the scene of fur and crumbs cleared, I could see a sleeping Bo Bo, and, a squirell, nibbling on a Gerber Cracker! When this evil squirell finished the Gerber Cracker, it grew fangs and started attacking Bo Bo, AGAIN! Of course, Bo Bo was still asleep. Bo Bo woke up just as the mutated squirell tickled Bo Bo, and everybody knows that babies can only get rabies if they're tickled by a Dracusquirell. Then, the Dracusquirell did a yoga routine (because everybody knows Dracusquirells love yoga), then scampered off into a tree. Nobody saw anything because Cesca was eating leaves, Buffalo Bill was at the rodeo, Liley was making sand castles, and Fran was too cool to go to the park.

2 months later, Cesca remembered children aren't supposed to foam at the mouth, so she called the FBI foaming-at-the-mouth hotline. After checking Bo Bo out, Agent Barbie explained the situation to Cesca and told her to keep it top secret, and with that, he was gone.

If the government asks you, you didn't hear anything.

-Passing Wind